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‘New Labour flushed liberty down the toilet’ | spiked
Freedom has become a dirty word. So dirty, in fact, that there is now a brand of toilet paper called ‘Freedom’. Seriously. You can buy it at Tesco. It’s light blue, perfumed and it has the word ‘Freedom’ emblazoned across its packaging. What’s that all about? Freedom from skidmarks? ‘Man’s butt cheeks are born clean, but everywhere they are being stained!’ You can now literally wipe your arse with ‘Freedom’.