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Pajamas Media: A Few Words in Defense of Torture
When you get right down to it, torture takes many forms. For one man, it’s being dunked repeatedly in water, while for another it’s being forced to sit through a Sean Penn speech or a Dixie Chicks concert.
And for some others it's reading garbage like this from the cunts at Nightshirt Media (Wetdreams Section).

The problem I have with opposing torture is that it rather limits what I could do to these arseholes if I ever found myself with one of them chained to my cellar wall.