HELLO I'M DAVID GEST
Hi! I’m David Gest and I’m from California. Over in the States I’m a big-shot TV producer, but I’ve left that all behind to come to these shores and mix with YOU BRITS!!!
I used to be married to Liza Minelli, but not anymore. And I spent some time in the jungle, remember? OF COURSE YOU REMEMBER!
I love jewellery, my Japanese friend Ricco, and the British way of life. Pints of beer, mooshy peas, buying rounds - I LOVE IT!!!
Maybe I’ll see you around when I’m walking down the street - don’t forget to say Hi. And I’m going to be doing my own show, it’s going to be wonderful, I can’t wait!
Me neither mate!