Jackie (That’s my photo. I’ll sue you!) Danicki …links to this charming video of Paul Potts singing Nessun Dorma but feels compelled to warn us about Amanda Holden’s face: ‘Try not to recoil in horror at Amanda Holden’s awful plastic surgery. She was beautiful the way she was!’ says Ms Danicki
Are you ready? Are you sure? Try not to puke on the keyboard, please! Ok, you were warned, here she is…
Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!! I think I’ll leave the hall light on tonight, please mummy.
Here is Paul: