Aceeeeed!

James Wolcott - Stomach Rumbles:

So now Homeland Security hobgoblin Michael Chertoff has a "gut feeling" about a major terror operation in summer production? Frankly I'm surprised that the flesh-draped haunter of marble halls has a disgestive pouch worthy of the name, never mind one that receives vague transmissions through the data fog of terrorist "chatter." I hope his gut feeling proves to be a false alarm, nothing more than a red bean salad or overrich dessert that didn't agree with his system, because I have tickets to see Patti Lupone in Gypsy in late July and I'd hate to have anything disrupt that particular rendezvous with destiny. Al Qaeda better not try pulling any fancy shit, that's all.