Fuck me! And watch out for that technicolour yawn!

Town bans swearing in the street in crackdown on anti-social behaviour
Swearing on the streets has been banned by a council in an effort to reduce antisocial behaviour in the run-up to Christmas. Anyone caught uttering offensive language could be handed an on-the-spot fine of £80. The regulation has been imposed by Preston City Council to try to curb drunk and disorderly behaviour in its town centre during the party season.

The council is also planning to 'ban' vomiting in the street. A sort of anti anti-peristalsis law. I'd love to see how that is going to be enforced.