Villainous Practices

Facebook fraudster 'stole prince's ID'
Moroccan authorities arrested an engineer Wednesday for allegedly stealing the identity of the king's younger brother on the social networking Web site, Facebook, the state news agency said. Prince Moulay Rachid, the younger brother of Morocco's King Mohammed VI, has allegedly become the victim of identity fraud. Fouad Mourtada, 26, was arrested in Casablanca for "villainous practices" in connection with the theft of Prince Moulay Rachid's identity, Maghreb Arabe Presse reported.
Don't you just love that offence?: Villainous Practices.

Please, please, can we have something like that here? It seems to perfectly describe the actions of some of our Westminster friends.