If I live to 84 I'll make sure I'm armed and dangerous.

Pensioner hurt in house burglary
An 84-year-old woman has been burgled at her house in west Belfast. One man held the pensioner down while his accomplice ransacked the house at Rossnareen Avenue. Both men then escaped with a sum of money. The woman suffered minor bruising and shock during the attack, which took place at about 2130 GMT on Tuesday.
Why shouldn't these cunts be tied to a post and flogged? That's a rhetorical question so please don't bother me.