Let's just drop Ms.Smith into Iraq by parachute (mmm, forget the parachute bit)

Iraqi asylum seekers

Health and Safety Elephants - Chicken Yoghurt
Iraq is so safe, that earlier this week, as Philip says, Defence Secretary Des Browne had to be smuggled into Basra in a ’surprise’ visit. Surely he should have announced his attention in the tabloids with a ‘Hey! I’m off to the new safe Iraq! Who’s with me?’

Also, see this earlier post by Justin